Bowling For Dummies

I can't believe I haven't blogged in like 15 days!! Well, last Friday my Dad treated all of us to some bowling. Thanks Dad! So Austin and Zoe are here to show you how to bowl like a pro. Listen up.

First, you could take Austins very conservative approach, and bowl like this.....

Or, if you tend to lean more to the liberal side of things, you could bowl like Zoe.... but the key here, is to ALWAYS have your butt crack sticking out of your pants and to SIT on the floor and roll the ball at 1 mph.

Or, if you prefer to be a spectator, then you could just use your time wisely like Diesel did.... poop in the corner behind all the bowling balls.

(Even with a pooping face, he is still the cutest.)

Then you could all go over and play with the locks on the lockers, with your cracks still showing like Zoe's.

All these steps are crucial if your goal is to acheive points like these suckas.