Walt Disney Speech

This is a quick little speech made by Walt Disney on the opening day of Disneyland.

You, Yes You, HELP ME!

I need all of your help! I need a babysitter for tomorrow night for 3 ADORABLE children. They never fight, never hide under the table with your pack of gum, never bite, and pretty much are just the epitome of Perfection. What? No, I am not talking about my 2 kids, I am talking about their friend Addison. He is all of the above. Sorry but my kids will demolish the fool that comes and sits them. So, who wants to tell me who their babysitters are????? ANYONE????? PLEASE!!!!! I need to go see Jimmy Fallon tommorrow. I HAVE TO GO SEE HIM. It is not a want, it is a need. So doesn't anyone have someone they know and trust to watch 1 perfect angel and 2 not so perfect but just as cute kids?? Please!!! I will owe you big for letting me borrow your sitter for a night...

Who are your babysitters????????????? Spill the beans people!! It is for a good cause!!

P.S. I love this movie.

9 Words Women Use

Travis's aunt sent me this in an email... and it is very true. So gather your men of the house, let's give them a lesson in Women's Vocab 101 shall we?

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half anhour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given fivemore minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usuallyend in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is notthanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a"whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3

Cool Movie

My friend Shannon should have been, and still should be a movie star. You see, she went to college to be an actress and the guys that she went to college with have made a movie! It is called 305. Her old roomate is the girl starring in it. Anyway, I watched the preview on her blog and I thought it was hilarious. If you like the office you will too. So watch this preview.

My American Idol

Do you all know what time it is? American Idol time. That's what. Travis and I watch this show FAITHFULLY. Who is my favorite contestant this season? Well thank you so much for asking. It is...(drumroll)... JASON CASTRO!! Do any of you watch this show? I mean if you do then you will know what I mean when I say that when I saw him perform on Tuesday, I watched it OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Wednesday too. And today. I am in love with his voice, his eyes, his guitar. He arranged the song so well. Come on, didn't you see it? I tried so hard to download the dang performance on Itunes but for some dumb reason it never worked. But I have it on my DVR, and there it will stay till the end of time. I am votin for JASON CASTRO!!!

Love The Chillin's

This is my favorite shirt that Zoe owns right now. I love it because it is so bright and girly! So she wears it a lot, I will be so sad when she grows out of it. It has a matching Navy blue cardigan that goes with it. LOVE IT!

And this is Austin. He loves to get his picture taken. He will just sit there until you say he can leave, no questions asked. No whining. Nothing. In fact he will often say, "Hey Mom, take a picture of me doing this..."

Dinky Pottyshorts

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants Andthe Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:- Dinky Pottyshorts is my new name. What's yours??

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c= goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = h amster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = he a d
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

The Gilbert Mall

So the Gilbert Mall is the place to be I have decided. It is great for the kids and a fun environment for adults. We go there a lot it seems. We were there with Addison and here are some pics. GO THERE!Addison is in character right here in this pic. The boys play Transformers the whole time they are together. It is QUITE amusing let me tell you!

When you put Zoe in a store, she is in her element. She is definetly all girl. She LOVES to shop. She walks around the store just picking up everything she wants, and will carry it until the end when I have to tell her she can't have the 5 things she picked out.

My Hero

Today when I got home, I got a little overwhelmed and frustrated and Travis knew it. So he showed up after work with this- flowers, Good & Plenty's ( one of my guilty pleasures) and a People magazine so that I can catch up on my celebrity gossip. Do the tulips remind you of anything? He got them because I LOVED the tulips at Disneyland so much and they look JUST like them!!! He is always trying so hard to keep my happy, and it works!!

Cute Zoe Boe

Here are some cute pictures of Zoe. How can someone this cute and innocent looking, be so.... I don't know... like Zoe? I LOVE HER!

We live in HSM

Travis: " Austin, you need to..."

(and before he can even finish talking Austin says...)

Austin: "Get my head in the game??"

Please tell me you get why this is funny. Cuz it is HILARIOUS!

Strange Child

It is 11:30 at night, and this is Zoe's bed. See a problem? She is not in it. Why you ask?

Because she sleeps on the floor. Right here in front of the door, every night after we tuck her in to her comfy bed.

Not the San Diego Zoo

I totally forgot to blog about this, but last week we went to the Phoenix Zoo with a play group and Austin and Zoe's new best friend Addison. It was cool, not as good as the San Diego Zoo, but fun for the kids anyway. Here are some pics for you to gander at.

We're Back!

Last Thursday at 4 in the morning, we woke up and drove to California for another Disneyland trip. It was soooo much fun for so many reasons. But I didn't take as many picutures this time because I have already taken so many, so that was nice for me. I just took pics of the kids with characters, Austin fighting his new arch nemesis Darth Vader at the Jedi Training Academy, and oh, they had the most beautiful pink tulips everywhere, I can't believe how pretty they were!! Also, my Dad put us up at the Disneyland Hotel for a night so that was so much fun!! I love staying there!! So here are some pics. Enjoy!!

This first one is in the lobby of the Disneyland Hotel.

You all know that Zoe just LOVES the Disney Princesses, so when we go to see them, I can't figure out why she won't look at them or talk to them. She freezes up. Weird.

Here are the lovely tulips I told you about. I couldn't stop looking at them.

Captain Hook saw me trying to get a picture of the kids and he ran over to get in on it. Wasn't that nice?? Here is Austin "fighting the Dark Side", as he would say. His friend Addison let him borrow his Jedi robe, which was good because they pick kids at RANDOM from the audience to be part of the show. Well, because of the Jedi shirt, Austin was the FIRST ONE PICKED!!!! Yay! At the bottom is Austin and his Jedi Certificate. When we got home he asked "Am I still a Jedi??"

This would be Austin playing Musical Chairs with the characters from Alice and Wonderland. And he won by the way!!