Tonight, I lay in my bed thoughts awhirling around my head.
I wish I hadn't eaten that cake, I wish I had fruit instead.
Which would I have chosen?
Strawberries... yes, a DOZEN!
I might have chosen a cherry,
or peaches- must be hairy.
Grapes I wouldn't have to force,
if they were crunchy of course.
What about the others you ask?
Why no, that is quite a different task.
You see, the others are left for them.
Rasberry and blueberry...
to me tastes like phlegm.
I'll stick with my red fruits,
if you please.
Because the others are not for me!
I am so sorry about that. Seriously, it is 1 a.m. and I can't sleep because I am all pumped from just watching High School Musical 2. So I came in here to write about something that I always said "When I get a blog, I will write about this." I wrote that first line and it rhymed and then there it went. Anyway, my point that I was really trying to make is this.
I strongly feel that there are 2 kinds of people in this world. There are those that are naturally drawn to flavors like strawberry and cherry, then there are the others that are drawn to the rasberries and blueberry flavors. I have noticed this since, I don't know, high school. Example. I am always completely flabergasted when I see someone in a Circle K dispense the blue icee into their cups. I always wonder what made them choose that flavor over the red? Me, it is red icee . every time.Except for at Target where they have a white icee that is actually called Cherry Snow. I can also go with the Coke flavor. But NEVER in my life will I get blue flavored anything. As for rasberry, if there is a delectable no-no on the desert menu and it comes with rasberry syrup, I will ask for a different flavor immediatly if there are other options, or be turned off at once.
Now, before you go thinking "well she doesn't know what she is talking about. How does she REALLY know?" Well, after many years of observing peoples behaviors and food choices, I have come to the conclusion that this is 95% true. Most people only like the one side or the other. The other 5% like all of them. Now while I realize that I could POSSIBLY be wrong about this whole thing, I pose to you this question...
Which side are you on??
7 comments:
I like the actual strawberry and rasberry fruit. I like blue icees, but my favorite flavor of anything is rasberry.
You are such an observer...which brings me to my conclusion! You're such a liar when you said I don' have bad cellulite!!!! BTW, thanks for the creams to fix it, and they aren't working!!!
I lean on the strawberry side.
ALSO, since you've now proved yourself a good poet without even trying, you'll have to come up with something spectacular for the September newsletter and if you don't, then I'll just steal that fruit poem.
Kristal, if I have to show you my dimpled butt to prove to you that you are cellulite free, then so be it.
And Jana, if you let that poem go in the newsletter, everyone will start to think it has gone downhill! Don't let my stupid middle of the night rhymes turn your newsletter into a farce!!! Oh, I was watching Zoe 101 yesterday and I TOTALLY think that Talia looks like her, except with brown hair of course!
Im not on either side, to me they are just colors, but I would have to go with the blueberry if given the fresh stuff, cuz it has more antioxidants.
Crazy, when I get an icee I just like those white ones, (unless dr. pepper is available) cuz the white ones dont stain.
Look how practical I am - Im impressed with myself, and that doesnt happen too often.
I am 100% with you. I don't like the "blue" side at all!
I LOVE BLUE ICEES!!!
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