Interview with Zoe (written as closely to how she says things as possible)

What is your name? uh, Zoe. Zoe, mom. Mom, my name is Zoe.
How old are you? fwee
What color is your hair? brown
Isn't your hair yellow? actually it is lellow.
What is your favorite color? uh pink.
What is your most favorite toy? uh, pincesses.
What are you most thankful for? uh, Jesus (yes she really said that!), uh, Heavenly Fathow (and that too!)
What do you want to be when you grow up? uh, Cinderelly and I'm going to have a bowthday.
How do you feel about global warming? uh, its sad and sticky.
How do you feel about the biggest election in US history? scooby doo.
What is your favorite movie? both my barbie movies.
Where is your most favorite place to go to? Pincess store.
Where is that? at the Hotel for Dogs.
What movies do you want to see in the theater right now? Hotel for Dogs and Twilight.
Who is your favorite vampire? Angel.
How many babies do you have? (counting on her fingers) 1,2,3, 4,5, 7!
What is your favorite animal? a monkey.
Why? cuz he's my favite.
Do you have a boyfriend? uh yes. Him name Austin.

He can't be your boyfriend cuz he's your brother! yes, so Jaden.

What are your goals this year? pincesses.
Who is your favorite person in the whole wide world? You MOM!