"Mom, you look pregnant."
"I am pretending I am in a "torMado", and I feel "Bizzy"!
"Mom, are boogers dairy??" ( This is funny because he only asks if something is dairy because he wants to eat it.)
"Can I watch the Transformers Movie where Sam Awhiwicky (Whitwicky) buys his first car?"
Me: "Austin, you are doing such a great job not eating Dairy. I am proud of you!"
Austin: (very seriously) "Well, last time I was at your Mom's house, I had Cheetos. And that had Dairy in it. I didn't know Cheetos would have Dairy in it."
Me: Laughing hysterically.
Austin: " Mom, I'm seriously."
I almost died laughing after all these comments from him. Guess you had to be there.
9 comments:
that is funny. Mom I'm seriously.
Is he allergic to dairy now?
I dont know, Jason told me to take him off of Dairy to help with his asthma.
That was awesome!
It's like Oliver and Austin are twins separated at birth! They say the same funny things. Except Oliver won't even touch boogers because he says they are "Nose Poop."
Hey Amy! I am trying to get your address for my baby shower. Could you please email it to me? That would be so great! Send it to: ctregaskes@gmail.com. Thanks!
Briauna
Are you pregnant?
No! Where would you come up with a thought like that???!!!
I just had to ask... haven't seen you in a while and if your son is telling you that you LOOK pregnant... had to make sure it wasn't some sort of announcement. :)
Ok these are totally hilarious!!
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