Still On Earth

I hear there are some of you out there wondering if I have fallen off the face of the planet. I can understand your concern, how horrible would that be.... if that happened to me, I know. But don't worry. I am fine. I was safely in hiding in a little town called Joseph City. I love small towns so much that I wisked myself away for a relaxing retreat up North for the week. Complete with rat poop and whiny kids. Rat poop I can handle, whiny kids- not so much! Kristal and her Dad can vouch for that. Rat poop will nicely scoop away and surrender to the Pine Sol soaked rag, while whiny kids persist until you have ripped all your own hair out of your own head. But really, the kids. Something got into them. Austin threw the biggest fit before we left because he couldn't take Kamryn and Jaden's green plastic chair with him. I know, you are completely befuddled right? I was too. Still am. I was a little to harsh towards the end of the week there perhaps. And to think that I was there since Tuesday, and my camera NEVER left its little home in the camera bag?? Not one picture was snapped, not one smile was captured. I think that is the real tragedy here. So I apologize to you for coming back from my secret vacay empty handed. Kristal, thanks for having us over, and for letting us hang out. I hope you are hanging in there while your husband is freaking skiing his tiny little brown butt off in freaking Colorado!!! Not fair. We had fun though!!!!!!