More Austin Funny's

Things Austin says wrong, but could be right.



Vampire- "VAMPIRATE"

Rainbow- "IMAGINATION" As in "Look Mom! There is an imagination over there!"

Table- "TABOW" ( I have no idea why he doesn't say this right)

Napkin- " Nap-TI-can"

Bridge- "Gridge"

Feather- "Heather"

Also, yesterday, Austin REALLY REALLY had the itch to make christmas cookies. No idea why. But he is my crafty one. I REALLY REALLY did NOT want to make christmas cookies yesterday. He kept bugging me to make them, and I kept telling him we could do it another time. This was what he threatened me with...



" Mom, Santa is always watching and knows that you don't want to make christmas cookies."



So, we went to the store and got things to make christmas cookies. I tried to get him to buy some already made ones, but he wouldn't go for it. We bought some you had to make and frost. After all this, on the way home, he says this...



" Mom, how about Daddy helps me with the cookies and you don't? Does that sound like a good idea?" Thanks alot Austin.

Also, in the car today, he was telling me about a dream he had last night. Let me preface this story by telling you that Austin has a cousin named Jayden (JJ) that has lost pretty much all her front teeth. So, in Austin's dream he said " Santa brought JJ all her teeth for christmas!!" I thought that was cute because he probably has no idea why she has no front teeth... he just really wants Santa to bring her her teeth back. He talks about it all the time! Here she is...