Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Breaking News Story

There have been new developments in the potty training case in Queen Creek, AZ . There have been reports that Zoe John hasn't had an accident during the day since Saturday, and BOTH kids have woken up DRY for the last 3 nights!!! And last night the mother didn't even have to wake them up to go to the bathroom!!
When asked for comment, the mother said "This is a dream come true for us. We are just so very proud of the kids for waking up dry the last three nights. (eyes welling up with tears and voice starting to shake) I just couldn't ask for more! (husband lovingly reassures his wife with a hug, huge dorky grin on his face, one small tear gliding down his cheek as he looks adorningly at the 2 small DRY children playing below him.)"
So, it goes without saying that they are very happy out there in that small town in the middle of nowhere, as seen from that heartfelt and extremely corny and untrue statement from the mother. More later as this story unfolds, this has been Amy John with your Momma News station. Thanks for tuning in.

2 comments:

sarah lowe said...

That's awesome, amy! I remember each time my boys were finally potty trained, I wanted to climb on top of my house and sing a joyous song all day. Or maybe just until someone acknowledged my hard work. I was wondering if I could get your email address. Grandma was telling me that you scrapbook sometimes and I wanted to see if you could email me some pictures of some of your pages. I just got into it, and I was just curious. My email is rockinlowes@hotmail.com. Thanks!

Janalee said...

That is great news! I repeat, That is great news! Back to you Amy.