9 Words Women Use

Travis's aunt sent me this in an email... and it is very true. So gather your men of the house, let's give them a lesson in Women's Vocab 101 shall we?

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half anhour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given fivemore minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usuallyend in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is notthanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a"whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3