FYI

In case any of you EVER want to, I don't know, babysit or something, you will need to have a book of translations to understand what Zoe is saying. Here is an example.

"Momma"- Obviously, Momma. Although lately we are on a first name basis, she calls me Mimi.

"Wa-wa"- You would think she is saying water, but that is where you are wrong. She is saying Mickey.

"Va-va"- You will have no idea what she is saying here. She is saying Grandma.

Do you see how it can be quite hard to understand this little person?? Those words all sound the same when she says them!! But please don't be shy, I know you all secretly want to watch my kids for me. I suppose that I could do some of you a favor and let you babysit for awhile. I know, I am a very generous person.